yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill


populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades


Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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mundane-bastard:

TMI- TID  appreciation week » Day 7: Favorite Species

Nephilim

"Looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234"


penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions


TMI/TID meme | [4/5 quotes]  

“Whatever you are physically, male or female, strong or weak, ill or healthy—all those things matter less than what your heart contains. If you have the soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame.”


themarvellousmagnusbane:

Shout out to Cassandra Clare for making me think of the Herondales whenever I see a duck


starry-eyed-wolfchild:

A town known as the “town of books”, Hay-on-Wye is located on the Welsh / English border in the United Kingdom and is a bibliophile’s sanctuary.


commongayboy:

when people get worked up over sports and scream at the top of their lungs

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doraisnotafork:

kirklandork:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

teamshercock:

morango-flutuante:

holly shit.

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I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.

If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.

tag your porn

I looked at this and had an orgasm


jamiecrazybower:

Ants are in love with Jamie too! Everybody wants a piece of him!! LOOL!


rainydayscoffeeandbooks:

forestkingdoms:

"These advertisements address different types of issues, but they’re all about giving a voice to the voiceless. Most of us love animals, and yet we remain ignorant of or apathetic towards the abuse of domestic or circus animals or the extinction, poaching and over-harvesting of wild populations."

Powerful Animal Ads

YES. YES. EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THESE ADS.


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